Ep.198 – Secret Hearts No. 83 (1962)

This time on the Couch: Mike, James, and Shée get jilted by Secret Hearts no. 83! This Valentine's Day, continue your futile attempts to navigate the impossible world of romantic relationships with an assortment of regressive comic book tales! Women being defined entirely by the men who do or don't love them? Dudes gaslighting their dates with zero consequences? Creepy advice about making out in front of your girlfriend's parents? Yup, sounds like romance through the eyes of middle-aged comic book writers in the 1960s! If carpal tunnel was sex appeal those guys would be Leonardo DiCaprio! But it's not, and they're not, and neither are you. Happy Valentine's Day!