Ep.197 – Kickers, Inc. No. 8 (1987)

This time on the Couch: Mike, James, and Shée take a knee for Kickers, Inc. no. 8! The NY Smashers have made it all the way to the Super Bowl, but their crimefighting side hustle miiiight suggest they're not prioritizing this whole "professional football team" thing as highly as they should. To make matters worse, superpowered silver fox Jack "Mr. Magnificent" Magniconte is being accused of using steroids, even though all he's been doing is swallowing the mysterious unmarked pills that his brother's been giving him all his life! It's a controversy that threatens to destroy the NFL, or at least it would if anyone in this universe was taking any of this seriously.